Stumbled on this at Feministing. I love those girls. They remind me that there are still people out there who give a shit for reasons other than that it can get them their 15 minutes and a couple easy bucks. You know, that whole phenomenon makes me wonder: how does a massive supply of 15-minute-fame drive the demand up so quickly. It’s just another paradox of consumer-capitalism.
Anyway, I wonder if the girl on the billboard is actually a virgin, or if she’s just one of those pathetic born-agains who didn’t get off the first few times around, so she figured that sex just had to be bad. I kind of hope that she is just another skanky model that’ll endorse anything as long as her check is in the mail, because that would give me hope that the bible-thumping mind-fuckers with control issues aren’t that much of a problem after all.
I mean, I was reading the Grapes of Wrath a little while back, and the pious, Christian, simple country (ex-)preacher was even talking about how much fun he’d have rolling in the grass (literally) when he was a “youngin,” and especially on Sundays after preaching up a storm. If backwards, Depression era Oakies (as opposed to the Victorian kind, that is) could appreciate the innocent pleasure of sex and not take the Bible so goddamn literally when it’s not practical, then how come modern bible-thumpers can’t?
It just doesn’t make any sense, but then again, I guess the religious seldom do. Hey, look at that, I’ve just assumed that these folks are religious, even though I can’t find any hint of it on their site — not that I’m looking all that hard. Fuck it, they probably are. Only blind faith can generate the kind of fanaticism that would waste money on shit like this while there are children who are too hungry to get laid.
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