This is an ad for a Leadership Conference being put on by Abstinence Clearing House. What a fucking name. If you’re not even into putting out, how am I supposed to swallow that you’re clearing out. Hm, I don’t even think that what I just typed made any sense.
Anyway, it turns out that Abstinence Clearing House hates black people. You see, according to them, black=promiscuity and white=purity. So black people can’t help but be bad and part of the problem. I bet you that it’s all that hippity-hop music with its music videos. Okay, I don’t think that that made any sense either.
Either way, this ad is terrible and is the reason that these guys are losing the war on masturbation: their cause is fundamentally at odds with any effective marketing strategy. You see, all the best mind-fuckers out there understand that sex sells better than anything else, you can’t use sex to sell no-sex, and their ads end up looking like a spot for Herpes medication — ironic, isn’t it? Besides, they’re all already working for American Apparel anyway.
Via Feministing.