This is the editor of Gawker getting owned on Larry King Live with Jimmy Kimmel guest-hosting. The Blemish makes a good point:
She could have just sat there in silence for 30 seconds; then farted. The result would have been the same, but less embarrassing.
Wow, this country is fucked. We despise the paparazzi, but wish we were preyed upon by them — I know that I do. Anyway, the way Emily handled herself pretty much goes to show the how sophisticated the people are who facilitate this paparazzi-culture. I think that I’m going to go hang myself now, except that I’m too lazy to get up off my ass. Besides, the last time I tried, the cord snapped because I’m such a fat-ass, and that really made me feel inadequate, so maybe I’ll just take it out on someone else instead by ordering a pizza and not tipping the delivery boy or voting for another War on Terror.
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