Frat Boys are Repressed Homosexuals

April 12, 2007

Not that I think there’s anything wrong with some man-on-man action. I mean, a few drinks and I start getting a little curious myself. It’s when you only like women who are drugged that there’s a problem, and the guys in that picture are pretty much closet butt-pirates. They’re the boys of Pi Kappa Alpha and as the Michigan Daily reported:

Police have been unable to locate a woman who entered the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity house without permission on Thursday and began to masturbate on a couch.

Fraternity members asked the woman to leave the house, but she refused and continued masturbating for about half an hour, Nye said.

There’s something seriously wrong with your libido when you preferred your drugged-up poontang to be gagging on roofies instead of alert and willing. What happened to these boys is what I spent most of my teenaged years fantasizing about. I guess she didn’t want them remembering how bad at it they were going to be. Personally, I would’ve pretty much counted on the drugs taking care of that for me, but I guess if I ate ivory I’d understand.

Via This is What We Do Now.

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