Here’s how some promo-pics of one of America’s Idols compare to the original thing. Even though they’re both whores, at least Marilyn had the decency to try and keep her skirt down — or at least appear like she was trying to. Kelly Clarkson, on the other hand, seems to be trying to cock-tease us by suggesting that she might be lifting it all the way up as soon as the photographer is gone. You’ll also notice how Marilyn keeps her legs together and Kelly Clarkson, well, looks like she’s getting ready to squat and deliver a water melon. This, ladies and gentlemen, is what your children are aspiring to. Have a good weekend.