Today, Pop on the Pop had the scoop on how Britney went shopping in LA. God, can you even call that a scoop? No fault of your own, Joy. It’s not your fault that this is what God’s greatest democracy cares about.
Hm, it’s funny how when things are going well, we find solace in spending money that most people could survive on for a month have on shit we don’t need. Things haven’t been going well for this Southern Belle, you know. It’s not her fault, though. Nothing in America is your own fault. It’s your parents’ fault or, failing that, society’s. It’s kind of like the proof for God that way: circular. I wonder how that’s going to work out for her children. In any case, the bell is tolling for this Belle. It’s just too bad that she can’t hear the fat lady singing over her own voice — something else that’s a lot like the proof for God.