A Modern Life Crisis
I was watching a newscast last nigh about GM being broke. The correspondent made some comment about “repairing the American Dream.” My first thought was “Oh shit, if that analogy catches on, maybe I can milk some traffic off of it.” What kind of shit head am I? Families are losing their livelihood and security, [...]
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While poking around the internet, today, I came across this blog post called Tyler Durden’s 8 Rules of Innovation. The blog must be some kind of big deal because the post received (to date) 29 trackbacks and 64 comments. Or maybe it’s just because Brian Clark of CopyBlogger wrote it. Either way, it’s probably more [...]
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I enjoy sensational rag spoofs of lame shit as much as the next guy, but this just isn’t fair. Anyone who’s ever met Dov Charney knows all too well that he’s way more charismatic than this fuck. He’s no brute, and makes you want to take off your clothes. If you don’t believe me, then [...]
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In The Know: Life Before The Segway The only thing that’s funny about this is that the Segway wasn’t a huge success — and I mean funny in a peculiar sense of the term. As much as I expected the Segway to fail as a product, I still can’t see any reason it would. I [...]
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Every time I come across something like this, it reminds me of how any responsible democratic should have cable. I don’t, but I’m doing the best that I can. In any case, this somehow reminds me of that scene toward the end of Apocalypse Now where the slaughter the ox. The only difference is that [...]
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These are the new Vegas Leggings from American Apparel. If you want your (or your girlfriend’s) ass to look that good, you can order a pair here. You know, when it comes to this company and Las Vegas, I have somewhat of a soft hot spot. I don’t gamble so I never wanted to visit [...]
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It looks like their website isn’t the only place where American Apparel is showing full frontal nudity. This is an ad from France that comes to us via Blographic via PonyXpress. It reminds me of an ad that an old buddy of mine tried to get the company to run that’s currently linked to in [...]
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I didn’t know that there was a one-legged contestant on Dancing with the Stars because I don’t watch TV, and I don’t watch TV because I don’t have cable, and the only thing I can pick up on my television that isn’t really equipped for rabbit ears is that bluescreen show that seems to be [...]
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