A Modern Life Crisis
What in the world can I say, four days after the fact, about the passing of Kurt Vonnegut that will matter? Well for starters, I can quote a quote of his that was printed in an obit run in a magazine that he, himself, was an editor for: Those now in charge of the federal [...]
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Here’s how some promo-pics of one of America’s Idols compare to the original thing. Even though they’re both whores, at least Marilyn had the decency to try and keep her skirt down — or at least appear like she was trying to. Kelly Clarkson, on the other hand, seems to be trying to cock-tease us [...]
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I’m an American and nothing is my fault — it’s yours, or my parents’, or the government. In fact, the only thing I’ve every taken responsibility for is my fat, lazy ass. Well, it looks like I’m off the hook there too! It really is my parents’ fault: A gene that contributes to obesity has [...]
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Not that I think there’s anything wrong with some man-on-man action. I mean, a few drinks and I start getting a little curious myself. It’s when you only like women who are drugged that there’s a problem, and the guys in that picture are pretty much closet butt-pirates. They’re the boys of Pi Kappa Alpha [...]
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Hot college student strips tease Somehow this is the least sleazy video I’ve seen on the net all day. I think it has something to do with how it’s trying to be artsy. All that dark, morose music makes me think that it might actually be a commentary on the state of our hyper-sexualized society. [...]
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The man featured in this Conan interview has been dead for some time now, but he was a visionary and a patriot. If you need any more explanation than that, then you deserve to be shipped to Camp X-Ray. Selah… Video via Save Manny.
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This is the editor of Gawker getting owned on Larry King Live with Jimmy Kimmel guest-hosting. The Blemish makes a good point: She could have just sat there in silence for 30 seconds; then farted. The result would have been the same, but less embarrassing. Wow, this country is fucked. We despise the paparazzi, but [...]
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Here’s an image to haunt your dreams. It reminds me of a presidential ballot. It looks pretty tempting at first, but on closer inspection, it’s just a whore who was handed fame and fortune, and one who earned it through hard, er, whoring. What’s worse is if you decide to go with either one of [...]
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Why didn’t I know that there was a God Tube? Oh right: because I’m a decadent heathen infidel who spends most of his time looking for free pron videos, and not D-level Christian Propaganda. By the same token, I’d say that the future of God Tube pretty looks pretty shitty, because most American have consumption [...]
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