The Spectator Generation.

August 29, 2009

Do you ever think that you’re living through history? That you’re watching it go down in realtime?
The last of the Kennedy’s is dead. The last of a democratic trinity. We’ve closed a chapter in the American Dream that was never realized… that was never really finished…
What can our generation really boast? A black president? A [...]

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Shadow dance, look at me

June 2, 2009

I was watching a newscast last nigh about GM being broke. The correspondent made some comment about “repairing the American Dream.” My first thought was “Oh shit, if that analogy catches on, maybe I can milk some traffic off of it.”
What kind of shit head am I? Families are losing their livelihood and security, and [...]

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Business Notworking

May 27, 2009

I went to a networking event last night. It was the type of thing people go to feel like their “connected” and relevant” in “the community.” They do this by talking about themselves, what they or their employer has been up to (and how they’ve been a part of it), and all the other rumors [...]

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This is a recession

May 26, 2009

I was up for review, today, at work. It was pretty anti-climactic. I’ve been building up to it for the last month, so I’ve had plenty of time to work up a series of indulgent dramatic outcomes in my head – none of which were all that likely to unfold.
In fact, the most likely outcome [...]

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What Would Tyler Dureden Blog

October 21, 2008

While poking around the internet, today, I came across this blog post called Tyler Durden’s 8 Rules of Innovation. The blog must be some kind of big deal because the post received (to date) 29 trackbacks and 64 comments. Or maybe it’s just because Brian Clark of CopyBlogger wrote it. Either way, it’s probably more [...]

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American Apparel’s Next Top Model

April 27, 2007

I enjoy sensational rag spoofs of lame shit as much as the next guy, but this just isn’t fair. Anyone who’s ever met Dov Charney knows all too well that he’s way more charismatic than this fuck. He’s no brute, and makes you want to take off your clothes. If you don’t believe me, then [...]

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